Family Knock Knocks

Tonight, when we were eating supper, we taught Emma the art of knock knock jokes. We made jokes for everyone in our family. Here's what we came up with. It helps if you read them out loud.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Josh.
Josh who?
Josh you wait!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma little tea pot, short and stout.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana split.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
April.
April who?
April-ham Lincoln.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby a monkey's uncle! (Emma didn't really get this one.)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa terrible tiger chasing me.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, and you'll see!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leah.
Leah who?
Leah later!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz Abby home?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
Grandma's never my best subject. (grammar)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Grandpa.
Grandpa who?
Grandpa chair and sit down.

I hope you had fun. We did - well, me and Emma more than Sarah.